Squirrel

We have had problems at the building this year. Here is what our manager writes:

 

I know everyone is interested in the squirrel that chases you in and out of the building each day. He is nicknamed "Pinnacle Pete" and over the years he has claimed many victims, including some celebrities and at least one of our AE's.

Pinnacle Pete has been removed to a remote location by a local humane society that handles such creatures. He is living his life happily far, far away from us.

But, there is another. A very quick little guy that lurks in the parking lot. Please don't confuse him with "Pete", and please don't run him over with your car. They are attempting to rescue him, also, but so far his sheer speed has made him very elusive.

No further bulletins will be issued.

 

A little concerned they have shut down the notification system though ……